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	<title>Senior Humor</title>
	<link>http://seniorhumor.net</link>
	<description>Good jokes, good company</description>
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		<title>Blonde Moves Car for Snowplow</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;
Bob and his lovely blonde wife live in Wisconsin. 
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, &#8220;We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seniorhumor.net/2012/01/25/blonde-moves-car-for-snowplow/</link>
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		<title>My New Book!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, &#8220;Winning Golf Strategies,” which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.
Table Of Contents:
Chapter  1  &#8211;  How to properly line up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seniorhumor.net/2012/01/17/my-new-book/</link>
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		<title>Old Dogs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he&#8217;s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. 
The old German Shepherd thinks, 
&#8220;Oh oh! I&#8217;m in deep crap now!&#8221; 
Noticing some bones on the ground, he immediately settles down [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seniorhumor.net/2012/01/16/old-dogs/</link>
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		<title>Wisdom of the aged golfer&#8230;&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive.
Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole.
There is no such thing as a friendly wager.
The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse, Radical Change, Complete Frustration, Slow Improvement, Brief Mastery, and Sudden Collapse.
The only sure way to get a par is to leave [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://seniorhumor.net/2012/01/03/wisdom-of-the-aged-golfer/</link>
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