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		<title>JOE LEGAL vs. JOE ILLEGAL</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;You have two families: &#8220;Joe Legal&#8221; and &#8220;Joe Illegal&#8221;.  
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
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		<title>Shopping, Hair Appointments And Wine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman walking down the street when was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
She took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, &#8220;If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?&#8221;
&#8220;No, I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tools</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. 
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		<title>Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The first surgeon, from New York , says, &#8220;I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered&#8230;&#8221;
The second, from Chicago , responds, &#8220;Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.&#8221;
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, &#8220;No, I really think librarians
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