1 . Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.
2.. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target [...]

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You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Joe Illegal”. 
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Joe Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the [...]

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A woman walking down the street when was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
She took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had [...]

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DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. 
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off [...]

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