Pecans in the Cemetery
On the outskirts of Houma, Louisiana, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
‘One for you, one for me, [...]

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What is a calorie?
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter…
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.

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A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about [...]

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