A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and [...]

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As I lay here on my 7 foot couch pondering the problems of the WORLD, I’m rapidly realizing that I don’t really give a DAMN. It’s the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and [...]

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