A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego ?”
“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for [...]

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A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
“That laundry is not very clean”, she said.
“She doesn’t know how to wash correctly.”
“Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.”
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang [...]

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- Never argue with an idiot. He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the [...]

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WHEN TO START CUSSING!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started cussing.”
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna [...]

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