A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing [...]

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A preacher died and went to heaven, where he noticed that a New York Cabbie had been awarded a higher place than he.
“I don’t understand” he complained to St. Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregration.”
St. Peter explained, “Our policy in heaven is to reward results. Was your congregation well-attuned to [...]

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Written by a 90 year old
This is something we should all read at least once a week!
Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio .
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“To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I’ve ever written.
My odometer rolled over [...]

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