After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:
We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida.
Now they live [...]

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 A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. 
He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the  second.  On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been [...]

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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
“No,” the man replied, “The seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” said the first man.  “Who in [...]

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One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.
 Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.
After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company owner approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in [...]

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