Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”
The husband says, “WHAT?” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs [...]

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We question the intelligence of many people on a regular basis. Why? Because we read stuff like this all the time; and it never ceases to amaze us that people like this have survived this long.
Stupid Person #1
Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of [...]

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Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
 Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some [...]

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc… want to take a look at this?”
The cardiologist, a bit [...]

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