A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,  “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you your  mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough”.
“Dad, what are you talking about?’” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the [...]

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much [...]

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The Pilgrim Story
“The Pilgrim Story” was written to remind us of how American economics emerged from a primitive agricultural existence in 1620, to a barter society, to a currency based trade system, and then the Industrial Revolution.
With the creation of Harvard University in 1636, an income dependent culture was created.
Some Reminiscing Thoughts
The Pilgrims came to [...]

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1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle [...]

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