DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs..”
The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally [...]

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A smart-ass lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks that he is much better than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, TX .
He decides to prove this to himself [...]

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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following Rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I Expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I [...]

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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“Sand,” answered Juan.
The guard says, “We’ll just see about that get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds [...]

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