1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
 ”I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
 ”I want to rush for 1,000 or [...]

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