Why does the sun lighten your hair but darkens your skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice?”
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor & dishwashing soap is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a “broker?”
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called”rush hour?”
When dog food is new & improved, who tastes it?…..
Why didn’t Noah swat those 2 mosquitos?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
That indistructable “black box” on airplanes, why don’t they make the whole plane of that stuff?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are living places called “apartments” when they are stuck together?
If “con” is the opposite of “pro” is Congress the opposite of “Progress?
If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the “Terminal”?
