To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. 
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. 
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. 
I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. 
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore [...]

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