A man was driving down the road and came across a little pig running around in the road. Not wanting the pig to get ran over the man puts the pig in his car.
A little ways down the road a police officer sees the man driving with a pig in his front seat and pulls him over.
The cop ask the man what in the world are you doing driving around with a pig in your car?
The man replies I saw it running around in the road and did not want it to get ran over so I picked it up. Now I have no idea what to do with it.
The cop says why don’t you take it to the zoo.
The man says that is a great idea why didn’t I think of that and drives off.
The next day the officer sees the man again with the pig in the front seat so he pulls him over. He ask the man I thought you where going to take that pig to the zoo?
The man replies I did and we had so much fun we’re going to the movies today
