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Don’t Drink Water! Drink Wine!

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This is interesting! And to paraphrase W.C. Fields, I don’t drink water, because fish shit in it.

But remember our Mothers and Fathers taught us that everything in moderation!

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…and those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria..

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of

Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In otherwords, we are consuming1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I’m doing it as a public service!

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