One monday afternoon a man sticks his head in a baber shop door and asks:
How long before I can get a hair cut?
The barber looks around the room and says about three hours.
The man leaves and never comes back.
The next day the same man sticks his head in the door and [...]

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This is interesting! And to paraphrase W.C. Fields, I don’t drink water, because fish shit in it.
But remember our Mothers and Fathers taught us that everything in moderation!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…and those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there [...]

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1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
– John Adams
2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
– Mark Twain
3. Suppose you were [...]

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