A man was driving down the road and came across a little pig running around in the road. Not wanting the pig to get ran over the man puts the pig in his car.
A little ways down the road a police officer sees the man driving with a pig in his [...]

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There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London, which used to have a gallows adjacent to it. Prisoners were taken to the gallows after a fair trial, of course, to be hung.
The horse drawn dray, carting the prisoner, was accompanied by an armed guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask [...]

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A Minnesota senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-35, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw [...]

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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ‘T-square, do your stuff.’
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper [...]

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