By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND  “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”…
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”.
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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.   

With  a 5-lb  potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.  

Each  day you’ll find that you [...]

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One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard’s idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth.
But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted.
When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him.
“Mr. [...]

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: – ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited [...]

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