I was a very happy man.  My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.  There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.  
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.  She would regularly bend down when she [...]

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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the [...]

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Steven Wrights, a comic, words.  If you’re anything like me, you’ll really enjoy reading them.
 The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
 Marriage changes passion…suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said, “Implants?”
 I don’t do drugs anymore [...]

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A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade,listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved [...]

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