After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, & then pilots re-review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a [...]

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him Out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first Place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not Have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his [...]

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Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
 

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car [...]

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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply [...]

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