Terrorist leader Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
George reached back like a pimp, slapped him across the face, and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”
Patrick Henry approached, drew back his fist, punched him in the nose, and shouted, “You wanted to end our [...]

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We all know there are people who have a solution to everything.  Maxine knows Best.
 Everyone concentrates on the problems we are having in our country lately,  

illegal immigration,
hurricane recovery,
alligators attacking people in Florida……

Its a win,win situation…

 Dig a moat across the length of the Mexican border,
send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the levees
AND put all [...]

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1 . Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.
2.. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco [...]

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You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Joe Illegal”. 
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Joe Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the [...]

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