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Magician and the Parrot

Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers.
The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot would give it away.
One time the magician had a knife, he spun [...]

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Jesus and the Democrat

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”
The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in [...]

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Quickie in the Bushes

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.  They are facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
Then the angel tells them, “As [...]

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Old Golfer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer. Two people show up.
One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last [...]

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