Government surveyors came to Ole’s farm in the fall and  asked if they could  do some surveying.
Ole agreed and Lena even served them a nice meal at noontime.
The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole, ”Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter.
Ole replied, “What’s [...]

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1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’
2) OPINIONS
On [...]

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Lesson 1: 
 
 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. 
 
 The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 
 
 When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. 
 
 Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’ 
 
 After [...]

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1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
6. Don’t join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.
7. The guy who fell onto on upholstery machine was [...]

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