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HOLY   WATER…. A liquid  whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
RECESSIONAL HYMN…… The last  song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the  people have already [...]

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How many men does it take to open a beer?  
None. It should be opened when she brings it.  
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?  
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?  It’s one [...]

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Dear  Sirs, 
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my  address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable t.v. from  them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. 
For [...]

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It says in the bible that Mary rode Joseph’s Ass all the way to Bethleham!
Or PMS might stand for —
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. [...]

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