Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1.  She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.  Mostly to clean the house.
3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1.  He used dirt, just like [...]

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A male patient is lying in bed
In the hospital,
Wearing an oxygen mask over his
Mouth and nose,
Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a
Partial sponge bath.
Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my
Testicles black?’
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
I don’t know,Sir.
I’m only here to wash
Your upper [...]

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On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20..00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. 
 
This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford [...]

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This   information is for Catholics  only.  It must not be  divulged to  non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and code words,  the better off they are.
HOLY   WATER…. A liquid  whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
RECESSIONAL HYMN…… The last  song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the  people have already [...]

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