After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “forty-four years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old [...]

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Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1.  She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.  Mostly to clean the house.
3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of [...]

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A male patient is lying in bed
In the hospital,
Wearing an oxygen mask over his
Mouth and nose,
Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a
Partial sponge bath.
Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my
Testicles black?’
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
I don’t know,Sir.
I’m only here to wash
Your upper [...]

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On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20..00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. 
 
This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford [...]

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