Happy New Year to all ….
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.  
 
 Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 
 
 Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
 
 A bumble bee is considerably faster than any tractor.
 
 Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
 
 Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
 
 Forgive your enemies; it messes up their [...]

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Once a Pennsylvanian, ALWAYS a Pennsylvanian! 
                    
 About Pennsylvanians:
You’ve never referred to Philadelphia   
 as anything but ‘Philly’ and New Jersey has always been ‘Jersey.’ 
                
 We don’t go to the beach; we go ‘down the shore.’ 
  
 You refer to Pennsylvania as ‘PA’ (pronounced Pee-Ay). 
 How many other states do that??
 
‘You guys’ (or even ‘youze guys’, in some places) is [...]

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300  Seniors came to see the show.
 
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: ‘I’m here to put you into a
 Trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the  Audience.’
 
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
 Beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat ‘I want you each  To keep [...]

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