Dear Husband:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.
I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the [...]

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Hello Operator!  Actual Call Center Conversations!
Customer:  ’I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through;
 can you help?’
Operator:  ’ Where did you get that number, sir?’
Customer: ‘ It’s on the door of your business.’
Operator:   ’Sir, those are the hours that we are open.’
Samsung Electronics
Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator:  ’I’m sorry, [...]

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A man goes out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.”
The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.”
He looks at the frog and decides to [...]

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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the [...]

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