Hello Operator!  Actual Call Center Conversations!
Customer:  ’I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through;
 can you help?’
Operator:  ’ Where did you get that number, sir?’
Customer: ‘ It’s on the door of your business.’
Operator:   ’Sir, those are the hours that we are open.’
Samsung Electronics
Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number [...]

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