It is near the Christmas break of the school year.  The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.  All the children are restless, so the teacher decides
to make a game out of early dismissal.
The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can leave early [...]

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Wife:               Honey…. What are You Looking for ?
Husband :        Nothing.
Wife :              Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband :        I was just looking for the expiration date.
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
“We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife”, said one of the Mounties.
Tell me! Did you find her!?” the husband shouted. The Mounties looked [...]

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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the [...]

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