A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to  pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her  screaming parents.
 The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to [...]

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One evening, an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a [...]

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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, & then pilots re-review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. [...]

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The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, [...]

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