If I were a rockin’ Santa,
You know what I’d do?
I’d dump the silly gifts
That are given to you.
I’d deliver some things
Just inside your front door
Things you have lost,
But treasured before.
I’d give you back all
Your maidenly vigor,
And to go along with it,
A neat, tiny figure;
Then restore the old color
That once graced your [...]

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