Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating Ireland’s draw with Germany.
Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy”. Paddy replies “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.”
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls [...]

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