Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and [...]

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 After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 
 
 ’Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver, ‘Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’
 
 ’Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope, ‘they never let me [...]

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Little Johnny’s at it again……
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’
‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see [...]

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Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, [...]

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