A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love with his new bride, couldn’t wait to go out on the town drinking with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back…”
“Where are you going, sweetheart?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to [...]

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The flood occurred on this day in 1814. At 6:00 on a Monday evening, a torrent of beer came rushing through the streets of the St. Giles district of London.
It started at the Horse Shoe Brewery at Tottenham Court and Oxford Street, where there were huge vats of porter perched on top of the roof. [...]

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  
The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   
I finished my pint and noticed that  everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I [...]

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On the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation.  In accordance with my instructions, I didn’t eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor.
A prescription for a product called ‘MoviPrep,’ which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven.  Then, in the evening, [...]

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