Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. 
 
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Let’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”
 
Ole said, “I [...]

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While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room.
As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent.
Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother’s lap and walked over to the [...]

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follow instructions carefully for best results
Quick and easy and so delicious!
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing – imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but [...]

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You can retire to Phoenix,  Arizona where…
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that [...]

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