1. Only in America … can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America … are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America … do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while [...]

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered,  half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a [...]

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