Marriage changes passion. 
Suddenly you’re in bed with a realtive.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it.  So I said ‘Implants?’  She hit me.
How come we choose from just  two people to run for  president and over fifty for Miss America ?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
I [...]

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Take This Test. This is very thoughtful.
Scroll thru this slowly and read it carefully to receive and enjoy full effect.
See if it is as much “THE TRUTH” for you as it was for Charles Schultz.
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the “Peanuts” comic strip.
Don’t actually answer the questions. Just read straight [...]

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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building Materials for his home.
She read [...]

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On his 74th birthday, A man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
 After being persuaded, he drove to The reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered [...]

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