A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.  Their insight may surprise you.   While reading, keep [...]

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To: Tech Support
To whom it may concern,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In [...]

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Hokey-Pokie

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote “The Hokie Pokey” died peacefully at the age of 93. 
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in.
And then the trouble started.

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A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note.
A window was something you hated to clean.
A ram was the father of a goat.
 Memory was something you lost with age.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
A hard drive was [...]

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